you betcha', I've lost my taste for lanceros." Poor Mortimer then had no choice but to....
sittin' in the back room
you betcha', I've lost my taste for lanceros." Poor Mortimer then had no choice but to....
hecho a mano matón
proofread his latest novel while applying a "member enhancer" Meanwhile back on the submarine...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
the men were contemplating the true meaning of life. They decided that...
Smoke em' if you got em'
Hell Toupee
a career working inside a cigar tube was incredibly demanding. Add to that the dangerous....
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
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....three-headed polar bear and the never-ending Alphashits thread, and you might have a nice game of bridge.
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hecho a mano matón
Mark, one of the grease monkeys on the sub, just ended the never ending story...But Will, the mess officer, picked it back up and...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
sittin' in the back room
lost control of his member, much like Count Regibold. He promised himself that the next time the boat submerged....
Senior Member
they would unleash a bunch of genetically modified tobacco beatles that could...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
hecho a mano matón
just so happened to be Sir Mortimer P. Durkenfelter's slutty wife. In the meantime, Will was serving up SOS on the submarine when...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
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