a career working inside a cigar tube was incredibly demanding. Add to that the dangerous....
Hell Toupee
a career working inside a cigar tube was incredibly demanding. Add to that the dangerous....
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
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....three-headed polar bear and the never-ending Alphashits thread, and you might have a nice game of bridge.
Age Quod Agis
1 Strike
hecho a mano matón
Mark, one of the grease monkeys on the sub, just ended the never ending story...But Will, the mess officer, picked it back up and...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
sittin' in the back room
lost control of his member, much like Count Regibold. He promised himself that the next time the boat submerged....
Senior Member
they would unleash a bunch of genetically modified tobacco beatles that could...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
hecho a mano matón
Roll minature cigars for the regular tobacco beetles to chew on. The sales pitch for the minature bettle rolled cigars would be...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Senior Member
"Bettle Cigars - Made by beetles for beetles." Bettle Cigars became so popular...Originally Posted by badwhale
Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.
Going Postal
that they renamed them BEETLE cigars... this seemed to spur....
outrageous demand for the smokes by clowns.
Smoke em' if you got em'
hecho a mano matón
just so happened to be Sir Mortimer P. Durkenfelter's slutty wife. In the meantime, Will was serving up SOS on the submarine when...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
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