inhaling toxic lipstick fumes. Speaking of toxic lipstick fumes,
inhaling toxic lipstick fumes. Speaking of toxic lipstick fumes,
"Man does your breath stink" said Keith...she ...
...took one sniff and hit the floor like a two bit whore who...
just so happened to be Sir Mortimer P. Durkenfelter's slutty wife. In the meantime, Will was serving up SOS on the submarine when...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
it was struck by a Torpedo fired by Sean Connery. The crew panicked and...
Last edited by denver24; 09-02-2009 at 03:24 PM. Reason: Will beat me to it, I suck at spelling
Smoke em' if you got em'
wait, the only time sailors panic is when the booze and/or whores run dry, but I digress. Back at Sir Mortimer's......
Merlin was cooking up an "enhancement" potion. But the potion exploded and...
Smoke em' if you got em'
his wand nearly melted. "What am I to do"? He cried as he...
Just another day at the office!
"I know what I'll do!" he exclaimed as he wiped...
the shit caked onto his smurf underware. Wow it smells just like...
Just another day at the office!
Grandpa. As his mind drifted back to his youth, there was a sudden...
..Explosion as he touched himself, wow, what happened? I have never...
..thought Mom would be right, that if I...
fed her that SOS, badwhale thought as the sub sank and sank. Anyway, back at the Playboy mansion...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
I was looking for my lost car keys, when all of a sudden...
an un-aged naked Sophia Loren comes outta nowhere. She grabs my
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
sandwich out of my hand, and proceeds to ...
feed it to hef's cat. I need to go to bed so I am asking you to
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
not reveal the secret to my endless bueaty, you see to keep young, I ...
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