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    battling Sasquatch with foam bats to the mix. It has really helped.....
    Yay! Cigars!


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    me exercise my overactive bladder. However my hemroids are...
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
    - Jack Handy

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    about the size of asteroids. But I think Billy Payne has an infomercial for...
    Last edited by denver24; 09-03-2009 at 08:41 AM. Reason: Rugby beat me to it
    Smoke em' if you got em'

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    a great hair conditioner that the wiry haired Sasquatch could use, I think I'll...

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    invite sir mortimer and the submarine crew to the mansion for a giant...
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
    - Jack Handy

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    jousting tournament on ice, and we can serve...

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    Beetle cigars and Moxie on ice. As Mortimer and Regibold stood back-to-back about to step off the ten paces for their duel, Mortimer couldn't help but think...
    Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.

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    "This all pisses me off, as she was a dead fish in bed anyway." 8,9,10...
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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