of slobbering on his finger, sir Mortimer got a whiff of a fowl odor. Looking over his shoulder...
of slobbering on his finger, sir Mortimer got a whiff of a fowl odor. Looking over his shoulder...
he saw Mortimer's wife dressed in a clowns custume smoking a beetle cigar, drinking a...
sentence ending cocktail of pickle juice. Pickle juice is also very good for..
tequila sunset. The difference is you do not use orange juice as a mixer you use
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May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
pickle juice, like I said, it adds just the right zing. Anyway, when Mortimers pistol fizzled, Regibold took the opportunity to.....
let out a wet stinky fart that...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
that had hints of caramel, toast, and a nice nutty/earthy overtone. However the dominant scent was shit and therefore...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
he was attacked by a hive of horse flies. Everyone ran the opposite direction of
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"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
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