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    he saw Mortimer's wife dressed in a clowns custume smoking a beetle cigar, drinking a...

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    sentence ending cocktail of pickle juice. Pickle juice is also very good for..

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    tequila sunset. The difference is you do not use orange juice as a mixer you use






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    pickle juice, like I said, it adds just the right zing. Anyway, when Mortimers pistol fizzled, Regibold took the opportunity to.....

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    let out a wet stinky fart that...
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
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    that had hints of caramel, toast, and a nice nutty/earthy overtone. However the dominant scent was shit and therefore...
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    he was attacked by a hive of horse flies. Everyone ran the opposite direction of






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    of Reginold, except for mortimer. He took the occassion of all the confusion to...

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