sittin' in the back room
Never ending story (redux)
We did this back in '08.......let's do it again. I'll start the story off with a partial sentence. The next poster completes that sentence, and starts another......and so on and so on, etc.
So here goes:
Sir Mortimer P. Durkenfelter carefully inspected his ascot as he prepared......
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Originally Posted by ashauler
...his flintlock pistol for the gentleman's duel about to take place against his former best friend Count Regibold Adison Smith III. It was merely three days ago when Regibold...
Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.
Going Postal
was caught looking, adoringly at his wife, and having suspected something for sometime now...
hecho a mano matón
asked "are you banging Count Regibold Adison Smith III?" She flushed and replied...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
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the count does things to me you could never dream of, so does...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
sittin' in the back room
you betcha', I've lost my taste for lanceros." Poor Mortimer then had no choice but to....
hecho a mano matón
proofread his latest novel while applying a "member enhancer" Meanwhile back on the submarine...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
the men were contemplating the true meaning of life. They decided that...
Smoke em' if you got em'
Hell Toupee
a career working inside a cigar tube was incredibly demanding. Add to that the dangerous....
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
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....three-headed polar bear and the never-ending Alphashits thread, and you might have a nice game of bridge.
Age Quod Agis
1 Strike
hecho a mano matón
Mark, one of the grease monkeys on the sub, just ended the never ending story...But Will, the mess officer, picked it back up and...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
sittin' in the back room
lost control of his member, much like Count Regibold. He promised himself that the next time the boat submerged....
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they would unleash a bunch of genetically modified tobacco beatles that could...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
hecho a mano matón
Roll minature cigars for the regular tobacco beetles to chew on. The sales pitch for the minature bettle rolled cigars would be...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
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"Bettle Cigars - Made by beetles for beetles." Bettle Cigars became so popular...
Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.
Going Postal
that they renamed them BEETLE cigars... this seemed to spur....
outrageous demand for the smokes by clowns.
Smoke em' if you got em'
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Clowns who couldn't seem to get the...
Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
sittin' in the back room
hint that these cigars were for beetles. They just kept right on....
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smoking them. This all ended abruptly when every clown on the face of the planet died from...
Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.
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