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    Default Never ending story (redux)

    We did this back in '08.......let's do it again. I'll start the story off with a partial sentence. The next poster completes that sentence, and starts another......and so on and so on, etc.

    So here goes:

    Sir Mortimer P. Durkenfelter carefully inspected his ascot as he prepared......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    We did this back in '08.......let's do it again. I'll start the story off with a partial sentence. The next poster completes that sentence, and starts another......and so on and so on, etc.

    So here goes:

    Sir Mortimer P. Durkenfelter carefully inspected his ascot as he prepared......

    ...his flintlock pistol for the gentleman's duel about to take place against his former best friend Count Regibold Adison Smith III. It was merely three days ago when Regibold...
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    was caught looking, adoringly at his wife, and having suspected something for sometime now...

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    asked "are you banging Count Regibold Adison Smith III?" She flushed and replied...
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    the count does things to me you could never dream of, so does...
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
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    you betcha', I've lost my taste for lanceros." Poor Mortimer then had no choice but to....

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    proofread his latest novel while applying a "member enhancer" Meanwhile back on the submarine...
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