And here is Alfred trying to teach spelling - but much more condescending than CC does...

This sentence is on par with that of a sixth grader, I know that for a fact. For one, you are missing a question mark after your first word. You also need a question mark after the word "teacher." Not only that, but "you asswipe" isn't a question, it's a declaratory statement. At a minimum, you need the period. For added emphasis, you should thow in an exclamation point in order to really drive home the point that I'm truly an asswipe.

It should be:

"What!?, are you some kind of english teacher?. You're an asswipe!."

or:

"What?, are you some kind of english teacher?. You asswipe."
And he has the balls to get on CC about it... WTF!!!