Quote Originally Posted by DrDeuss View Post
Seriously though, this was posted in the humor section, and I intend for my comments to be funny...to someone other than myself.

Here's some examples of funny:

What is a tragedy? A dumpster full of dead babies.
What's worse than that? A live baby in the bottom of that dumpster.
What's more worse than that? It ate its way to the top.
What's even worse than that? It went back for seconds.

I have a Dodge because if I wanted a Hummer I would have asked your sister.

Your wife if so ugly, her vibrator commited suicide.

Your sister has the clap so bad, it should be called the applause.



Dookie jokes are so 5th grade.



Kris