Predicament

[MarineOne]

Seriously though, this was posted in the humor section, and I intend for my comments to be funny...to someone other than myself.

Here's some examples of funny:

What is a tragedy? A dumpster full of dead babies.
What's worse than that? A live baby in the bottom of that dumpster.
What's more worse than that? It ate its way to the top.
What's even worse than that? It went back for seconds.

I have a Dodge because if I wanted a Hummer I would have asked your sister.

Your wife if so ugly, her vibrator commited suicide.

Your sister has the clap so bad, it should be called the applause.



Dookie jokes are so 5th grade.



Kris

[DrDeuss]

Whoa...MarineOne just took it to a whole other disturbing level. No I'm not a proctologist, but I have been called a doctor of LOVE...and some people call me a gangster of love. Then again, some people call me Maurice, so maybe we should'nt even open that can of worms!

[heftysmokes]

It might be time for you to STFU. I'm pretty sure no one is impressed with your posts-other than yourself.

[mail man]

talk about boosting post counts

[ashauler]

Nobody threatened...



But I can't allow the legend to end so soon

Then why the concern about "grounds for termination"? Of course you can't allow the legend to end....what would your other two brain cells concentrate on when the third one is posting.

Whoa...MarineOne just took it to a whole other disturbing level. No I'm not a proctologist, but I have been called a doctor of LOVE...and some people call me a gangster of love. Then again, some people call me Maurice, so maybe we should'nt even open that can of worms!

Open anything you want, it'll just get sprayed back on ya. I think it's evident where you're considered the Dr. of Love.

[mail man]

Whoa...MarineOne just took it to a whole other disturbing level. No I'm not a proctologist, but I have been called a doctor of LOVE...and some people call me a gangster of love. Then again, some people call me Maurice, so maybe we should'nt even open that can of worms!

Well, it's a good thing they didn't call you a space cowboy, now that would be just too weird.

[DrDeuss]

THANK YOU mail man

[MarineOne]

Whoa...MarineOne just took it to a whole other disturbing level. No I'm not a proctologist, but I have been called a doctor of LOVE...and some people call me a gangster of love. Then again, some people call me Maurice, so maybe we should'nt even open that can of worms!

Disturbing? Please, I own the patent on disturbing. If I were to cut loose on here I'm sure I would violate several rules of the forum and give you some seriously screwed up nightmares.

Space cowboy? Geez, pull your head out of your ass before you need a snorkel.



Kris

[Shelby07]

i've got to poop...any thoughts?

whoa...marineone just took it to a whole other disturbing level...

wtf?

I have never used the "ignore" feature before, but I'm seriously thinking about it.

Dr, please STFU!

[DrDeuss]

SOOOOOOOOOOORY...that makes everything better right?

[bigwhiteash]

SOOOOOOOOOOORY...that makes everything better right?

No

Not when it's said like Pee Wee Herman. That usually makes things worse, and this is one of those cases.



I sincerely doubt you will find this place to your liking.

[MarineOne]

SOOOOOOOOOOORY...that makes everything better right?

Did you skip the snorkel and move straight to SCUBA tanks, or are you waiting for one of your three brain cells to die so the last two can fight each other for oxygen?

If you're going to include a thumb nail photo, make it something good, like "Techno Viking".

I sincerely doubt you will find this place to your liking.

I dunno man ..... perhaps this should be changed to "I sincerely doubt you will find this place likes you."





Kris