You won't want to miss this!
To everyone looking for the rarest of rare deals, I will be auctioning off my virginity for cigars! I was thinking we could do it in an auction style format. I think 5 sticks is a fair starting price for the best 2 to 3 minutes of your life! Let the bidding begin! Do I hear five, five anyone?
What exactly are you trying to do?
Hell Toupee
Nothing to see here folks...
Of course, feeding the trolls can be very entertaining on a Friday!
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
hecho a mano matón
TrollingOriginally Posted by Eville
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
buttface
what is it about fridays that brings the asshats out?
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Senior Member
Why are there so many asshats out there? And more importantly, why do they keep finding us?
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
Idiot. Go away.
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
"You will not change this forum. Simple as that. Accept it or move on, or you will be escorted from the premises."
-Shagaroo
"Maybe you should just stop trying to be witty?"
-Ashauler
"Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
-Dwight Schrute
"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
-Badwhale
"If you want to start a fuckin' hobby, start it."
-Shelby07
Seriously...nobody thinks this is even a little bit funny? I guess you were right bwa, this is not the place for me. I will respectfully and humbly depart from this site so you may all enjoy your forum as it was. Thanks for the memories, and happy herfing.
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Maybe you should inform us of the humorous part, funny guy.
Maybe if I was 10, poop jokes and sex jokes would be funny, but they aren't. More specifically, YOU aren't. Did you come here to tell jokes? Have ANY of your posts had ANYTHING to do with learning more about cigars?
See, I think you are a child - posing as an adult, and just don't know any better.
HERE - amaze them with your witty charm.
This guy might be a fun chew toy, but I don't think he'd understand that we were really trying to push him away.
Age Quod Agis
1 Strike
Going Postal
X2
I think that there is a time and place for jokes, but I haven't really find anything you have said so far to be funny.
I said it before and I'll say it again, WTF?
I just ordered a replacement supply of jag-away repellent. I put down a treatment and hopefully it'll keep em' out.
Smoke em' if you got em'
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just said I was done here, so thanks for the input...I guess. Once again, I'm out!
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Obviously, because you have left, I don't expect a response.
I'm still confused as to how we are supposed to react to your posts.
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Senior Member
I think this one's the type that feels the need to get the last word in...10-1 odds he'll be back before lunch is over
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
Big Meanie
Hell Toupee
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
Anecdotal
Whoa, wait just one flippin' minute...poop jokes and sex jokes ARE funny. However, I have yet to see this dipshit write one.
And I can't wait to see him pop on here again to tell us he's leaving; that would be funny if it wasn't so predictable.
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
"You will not change this forum. Simple as that. Accept it or move on, or you will be escorted from the premises."
-Shagaroo
"Maybe you should just stop trying to be witty?"
-Ashauler
"Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
-Dwight Schrute
"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
-Badwhale
"If you want to start a fuckin' hobby, start it."
-Shelby07
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I stand corrected. I misspoke.
Age Quod Agis
1 Strike
Anecdotal
Well, they're funny to me anyway.
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
"You will not change this forum. Simple as that. Accept it or move on, or you will be escorted from the premises."
-Shagaroo
"Maybe you should just stop trying to be witty?"
-Ashauler
"Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
-Dwight Schrute
"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
-Badwhale
"If you want to start a fuckin' hobby, start it."
-Shelby07
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