It's Hot Chocolate time again!

[cigarsarge]

Ya know, the more I think about this, the more it roasts my ass. I don't have the personal relationship that GG does with Mr. Jerry, and I'm kinda pissed he wants me banned. I can only guess at what GG must be thinking.

One post about Swiss Miss hot chocolate (available at your local grocery in convenient single serving packages), and this fucker wants to have me banned.?.? Really? And not just me, but some very respected members of this board. WTF??

How about we do this.......I call for a ban poll for Mr. Jerry!! Put that in your pot and perk it!!

If you really want to do a ban poll I say we should. It's the best way to see how everyone feels.

[cigarsarge]

Found another one...The dancer kinda looks like Ligero1 over at the HCF.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYbhb...eature=related

[mrtr33]

I guess I don't quite get what the big deal is here, or where a line was crossed.

Jerry, I love coffee. I've ordered coffee online before. Not from you, but nothing personal. I normally don't drink coffee from south America, as a general rule. I find it has a sweet/savory blend that I don't appreciate.

But your membership here is a bit more extensive than the traditional advertisers. Look at some of the other advertisers - for the most part, they keep their relationship only as a salesman, and keep personal communication to a minimum.

I don't know. I've seen flaming here, I just haven't seen it in this thread or among your posts.

[MarineOne]

I don't drink coffee or hot chocolate until the winter, or in the summer when I'm camping in the mountains and dealing with the temp change. Example: when normally the day time highs are in the high 90's and in the mountains day time temps never go over 80. Of course the night time temps drop rapidly due to clear skies, and the next thing you know it's 52 degrees on a late July evening. Those 30 degree temp changes are insane.

And since it never really stays cold here in Iraq (I've seen it snow in Baghdad in 2008) I might drink a hot beverage maybe once a week.

Now once I go back home to Idaho .... that'll change real quick.



Kris

[basil]

Hm. I posted what increasingly seems to be legitimate speculation regarding this guy's ad practices over in the "killer beans make you crazy" thread - comments that were pretty damn benign. Obviously, they hit a sore spot.

But just in case he's wavering on my qualifications for his list,

Fuck his coffee beans, fuck him, and fuck everybody that looks like him.

[MarineOne]

Hm. I posted what increasingly seems to be legitimate speculation regarding this guy's ad practices over in the "killer beans make you crazy" thread - comments that were pretty damn benign. Obviously, they hit a sore spot.

But just in case he's wavering on my qualifications for his list,

Fuck his coffee beans, fuck him, and fuck everybody that looks like him.

Nah, cuz the next thing you know he'd be selling "Coffee Beans Gone Wild" or some shit on DVD. Now if you want REAL customers, the gay albino Swedish midget donkey porn is what really sells.


-K

[badwhale]

Dammit, I missed the pissing contest. That's really messed up. So what's a mofo gotta do to be added to the list? Why can't I be part of the in-crowd? Peer pressure is such a bitch these days.


I'll go cry in the corner and molest myself until I make baby Jesus cut himself with a razor.

Ok, I give this one 0.5 douchenozzle stars out of five. Kinda tactless & (agreed) maybe trying a little too hard after the "people are quoting me thread".

Nah, cuz the next thing you know he'd be selling "Coffee Beans Gone Wild" or some shit on DVD. Now if you want REAL customers, the gay albino Swedish midget donkey porn is what really sells.


-K

This one is slightly better. Like the "coffee beans gone wild" part, but again on the second part WTF. 1.5 douchenozzle stars.

[MarineOne]

Actually its a running office joke here on the FOB that I'm stationed, and it take a little explaining.

We got ahold of some infrared gun camera footage last year of three Iraqi men and a donkey. Man "A" held the donkey by a rope while man "B" sodomized the donkey. Man "C", upon hearing the disturbance, peers at the activity over a mud fence, shrugs his shoulders, and continues on his way. This is how we got the "gay donkey porn".

Because the images are white hot (meaning the hotter the temp the more it turns white) this is how we got the "albino". The soldier that brought it in had a Swedish name and was rather short. This is what finished off the midget and Swede references.

I know, I know .... its just one of those "had to be there" things.