I couldn't help but think after I posted this that I knew his name from somewhere before, and no, I'm not talking about the singer. I went through my old baseball card collection, and found that I have this guy's autograph. This occured before he was of course, 5,000 years old. Back in high school, I had a hobby of sending cards to players and collecting their autographs. Some better ones have included relievers Jeff Reardon, Lee Smith, and Bobby Thigpen. I also have some good sluggers autographs, including Todd Zeile, Robin Ventura, and Luis Polonia. I have about forty cards signed.

Here it is, not the greatest mind you, but I don't work for national geographic.