Guess I've made a good impression

[MarineOne]

So I've been checking out some of the posts because I got into a "cello/no cello" debate and I've found quite a few of you quoting me in your signatures.


All I can say is thanks. I've have a bad couple of days and this put a smile on my face, and definately makes me feel welcome. I guess I should re-start my "Words of Wit" database from back in '96.



-K

[ggiese]

So I've been checking out some of the posts because I got into a "cello/no cello" debate and I've found quite a few of you quoting me in your signatures.


All I can say is thanks. I've have a bad couple of days and this put a smile on my face, and definately makes me feel welcome. I guess I should re-start my "Words of Wit" database from back in '96.



-K

Seriously? I long for your posts with baited breath!!! You've definitely made a marked improvement in the color of my vocabulary!




..."cockbaggery" is the BOMB!!!

[heftysmokes]

I have no idea what you're talking about!



Funny's funny, man.

[ggiese]

"First time shame on them, second time shame on you, third time you're a fucking dumbass."
-MarineOne

[MarineOne]

Again, thanks. Like I said, its been a rough couple days and I'm glad the humor I've injected in coming back around when I need it.

So now all we need is another village idiot to post on here and I'll continue my rants ..... like the newest user "Temp".



I so hope we don't run low on villages.



Kris

[badwhale]

Don't worry. There's a douchenozzle born every minute.

Will

[MarineOne]

Don't worry. There's a douchenozzle born every minute.

Will

<DING>

Now serving douchenozzle number 73 .... number 73, please step up to the customer service counter. Thank you.



Kris

[ggiese]

Don't worry. There's a douchenozzle born every minute.

Will

So YOU are the source of "douchenozzle". I was wondering who added that colorful adjective to my vocabulary...


douchenozzle, cockbaggery... So much I owe this community!

[badwhale]

So YOU are the source of "douchenozzle". I was wondering who added that colorful adjective to my vocabulary...


douchenozzle, cockbaggery... So much I owe this community!

Actually....

http://www.cigarsmokers.com/showpost...3&postcount=20

Must give credit, where credit's due!

Will

[MarineOne]

Wait, is that one mine as well? LMAO!!!



Well then in the famous words of Van Earl Wright ......


"And it goes DEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP .... over the wall in right field!!!"

[ggiese]

Wait, is that one mine as well? LMAO!!!



Well then in the famous words of Van Earl Wright ......


"And it goes DEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP .... over the wall in right field!!!"

[MarineOne]

That should be Furbee's avatar!


-K

[ashauler]

That should be Furbee's avatar!


-K

Nah, I think it's in the right thread.

[SirPuffsAlot]

I used douchenozzle the other day (road rage related incident) my wife nearly peed her pants... so we're both fans now ;)

[heftysmokes]

I heard it the first time when Patton Oswalt called a heckler a douchenozzle on Werewolves & Lollipops, which btw, is a great comedy album. Far classier than douchebag.

I also enjoy Badwhale's skew on it...."douchecrank."

[MarineOne]

Nah, I think it's in the right thread.

I'm not worthy!!! I'm not worthy!!!



I should try to curb my profanity, but I think I would have better luck holding my breath until I passed out.



-K

[ashauler]

I'm not worthy!!! I'm not worthy!!!



I should try to curb my profanity, but I think I would have better luck holding my breath until I passed out.



-K

Who referred to profanity? We don't need less, well we need less of some things, but profanity isn't one of them, imho.