I thought I was the only one who enjoyed playing with telemarketers too. My wife and I have had contests to see how long we can keep them on the phone. I think our record is about 45 min. (mind you that's only because we got really bored)
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
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