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  1. 11-16-2009, 03:16 PM #1
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    Santa has you covered with something to wash the taste out of your mouth after you choke down the crappy cigars I'm saving for you in the Tackle box next to the catfish slimed knife i use to gut fish and cut my cigars?

    If any of the cigars have a dried up crusty worm parts glued to them consider it a bonus.


    As for your cigar taste i hope you lean to the flavored side if not the worm juiced beauties i have been aging in the tackle box may disappoint you.

    Just out of curiosity what is your favorite cigars, machine made gestation masterpieces?
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    The sleigh is broke down so I'm loading your crap in the trailer behind the riding lawn mower.
    Ops did i say crap i meant to say your package of glorious goodies will be on the way tomorrow after noon.

    Mrs Claus will be drooping it off for me so i can get back to drinking and tormenting the elf's.

    Tracking number will be posted tomorrow night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secret Santa View Post
    The sleigh is broke down so I'm loading your crap in the trailer behind the riding lawn mower.
    Ops did i say crap i meant to say your package of glorious goodies will be on the way tomorrow after noon.

    Mrs Claus will be drooping it off for me so i can get back to drinking and tormenting the elf's.

    Tracking number will be posted tomorrow night.
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    Package is on the way and ill send the tracking in a PM.
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  5. 12-01-2009, 09:41 AM #5
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    Holy crap Santa, this is what I get for being bad to woodland creatures! Totally blown away! Thanks Santa, you really outdid youself!
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
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