What does a smelly hairless rat like you want this year? How about some limburger cheese like last year? Oh wait, I think you might need a dictionary or a steeder to steed your ......nevermind Mrs Claus may read this.

I did hear, you always have urges to stop at gas stations to pick up a couple of Philly blunt sour apples, Swisher Sweet strawberrys or a Palma vanilla's.

So many flavors to chose........

Santa