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  1. 11-15-2009, 03:09 AM #1
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    Default Amazing Roham!!!

    Ho Ho Ho! Merrry Christmas Roham!

    There are some on the board who would call you a bad boy Roham! But don't worry Santa knows better than that. I understand that you have an slight affection for the work of Leon Jimmenes and for the fine cigars of Cuesta Rey and La Aura. Well those are mighty fine smokes to be sure! I can load up my sleigh with just about anything! But what else do you like? What other adventures in cigars do you prefer? I am certain you have at least a few. I am sure you have something in mind that would keep you warm on those cold Canadian nights. Canada! Got to love it! But I sure hope that I can get that stuff over the border. I would hate to in convenience those rascle raindeer, especially poor Rudolf. It would be terrible if I had to cram a package up his little reindeer end just to get it there. His nose might explode! I am short on KY jelly and have no light bulbs on hand. Ho Ho Ho! Poor Rudolf! Well I hope to hear from you soon and don't forget to have a merry christmas Roham!
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    ho ho ho what a visual..... i have to say you are a bad boy if you moved to Canada and did not leave a forwarding address to the site's mascot...pokes.






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    Cold Canadian nights .... sounds like someone has been reading the back of a bottle of Yukon Jack or something.

    Yukon Jack is a taste born of hoary nights, when lonely men struggled to keep their fires lit and cabins warm....


    Yeah, if that's not gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarineOne View Post
    Cold Canadian nights .... sounds like someone has been reading the back of a bottle of Yukon Jack or something.

    Yukon Jack is a taste born of hoary nights, when lonely men struggled to keep their fires lit and cabins warm....


    Yeah, if that's not gay.
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    Funny shit ha ha ha. LMAO
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    Santa does know all!!! I love those cigars, but I also like the Padilla Miami cigars, especially the old Miami 8/11's. Actually, I smoke those all the time What are Santas favourite cigars??? I'd love to try some of them!!!! But I swear I'm not smoking anything if they have any "reindeer treats" anywhere on them!
    "smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
    and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud


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    I'll be watching with child-like anticipation!!!!
    "smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
    and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud


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    HO HO HO SHIT! The damn Customs have hung up your package to dry for who knows how long. But don't worry, you will get your fine gift and not only that but I have arranged for you to pick up a fiver to tide you over at an establishment not too far from you. Merry Christmas. HO HO HO!!!! Pm Sent!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secret Santa View Post
    HO HO HO SHIT! The damn Customs have hung up your package to dry for who knows how long. But don't worry, you will get your fine gift and not only that but I have arranged for you to pick up a fiver to tide you over at an establishment not too far from you. Merry Christmas. HO HO HO!!!! Pm Sent!
    Santa, you can call 1800 ASK USPS, and they can do some minor tracking for you...not sure if it will help, but it is worth a shot.

    Keith

    Actually, after a little digging, try this number...just don't tell them who you got it from, just tell them you have a friend in the Post Office. (202) 555-5551
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    Quote Originally Posted by mail man View Post
    Santa, you can call 1800 ASK USPS, and they can do some minor tracking for you...not sure if it will help, but it is worth a shot.

    Keith
    Unfortunately due to the enormous amount of mail there is no possibility of a trace, unless they give a special number for the hold. In which case I could take care of that asap. But unfortunately, even with the number on the customs bill, they can't and won't do anything. That SUCKS!
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    unfortunately, without insurance, we are actually bound by law to NOT pay out.

    BTW, you aren't so secret any more SANTA

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