Come here you mangyrat!!!

[Secret Santa]

What does a smelly hairless rat like you want this year? How about some limburger cheese like last year? Oh wait, I think you might need a dictionary or a steeder to steed your ......nevermind Mrs Claus may read this.

I did hear, you always have urges to stop at gas stations to pick up a couple of Philly blunt sour apples, Swisher Sweet strawberrys or a Palma vanilla's.

So many flavors to chose........

Santa

[Mangyrat]

I never even thought of what i want for Christmas till now.

i want a new maze to run around in this old one is just to small.
i want a new water bottle one with a filter to get rid off all the nasty taste. "preferably filled with scotch, cognac or brandy"

Most of all i want some cigars that are not flavored, infused or dipped in sweet tasting crap.
Medium to full strength.

[Secret Santa]

Aren't we being picky asking for a new home?

I can arrange for you to be sent to the SC gamecocks training facility. Those cocks always need something to chase!

Santa

[Mangyrat]

I'm afraid ill have to pass on a bunch of cocks chasing me

[Secret Santa]

Ok Mangyrat,

My little elves at the USPS should be leaving something for you in the next couple of days.

Hope you enjoy!

Santa

[Mangyrat]

[Mangyrat]

What kind of deal do you have worked out with the USPS? I already received the package 12 hrs later.

Very Nice selection of smokes
Thank you for the package.