Douche Nozzles - Box 25s - For Sale

[sebastianmann]

Hi

I am selling a box of Douche Nozzles (25).

I am fully aware of the amount of counterfeit douche nozels in Fucktardia and therefore on the international market which is why I bought the box from the most reputable store in Doucheville, have held onto the receipts and haven't broken the seal on the outside box (and therefore neither on the inside box). Pictures can be provided on request.

[nhcigarfan]

1st post, no intro. Nothing.

Here selling illegal products in violation of board rules.

And you are?




I'll start the bidding at a half a bagel, pocket lint and some toilet paper I've only used once.

[mrtr33]

Hi

I am selling a box of Douche Nozzles (25).

I am fully aware of the amount of counterfeit douche nozels in Fucktardia and therefore on the international market which is why I bought the box from the most reputable store in Doucheville, have held onto the receipts and haven't broken the seal on the outside box (and therefore neither on the inside box). Pictures can be provided on request.

Oh, Santa, you shouldn't have!



I'll get the popcorn.

[nhcigarfan]

Hi

I am selling a box of Douche Nozzles (25).

I am fully aware of the amount of counterfeit douche nozels in Fucktardia and therefore on the international market which is why I bought the box from the most reputable store in Doucheville, have held onto the receipts and haven't broken the seal on the outside box (and therefore neither on the inside box). Pictures can be provided on request.

Just in case he finds the edit button.

[ggiese]

OMG this is priceless!!!

[buzz]

Sweet! I get to watch this one as it happens...

-Buzz

[buzz]

sebastianmann, no one here will take you seriously unless you tell us your Ebay rating.

-Buzz

[kevin7]

I'll take them,you ship first though.

[Roger]

sebastianmann, no one here will take you seriously unless you tell us your Ebay rating.

-Buzz

Muuuuuu ha ha ha ha!!!

[ndv21]

"Come one! Come all! Let the games begin!!!!"

DING DING DING!!!!!

[mail man]

Oh no, here we go again....DUDE....REALLY??????

Come on now, you can't really expect us to buy anything from you without getting to know you first....come on.

[Mangyrat]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but when your trying to sell something don't you think you should say how much you want for the item?

Oh you forgot to say you have a great sellers reputation on one of the other cigar forum.

Hi

I am selling a box of Douche Nozzles (25).

I am fully aware of the amount of counterfeit douche nozels in Fucktardia and therefore on the international market which is why I bought the box from the most reputable store in Doucheville, have held onto the receipts and haven't broken the seal on the outside box (and therefore neither on the inside box). Pictures can be provided on request.

[MarineOne]

Hi

I am fully aware that my head is so far up my ass I'd need a space suit to breathe. Pictures can be provided on request.

I made a slight change that properly reflects what should have been written, instead of what was posted.

Another village has allowed its idiot on the internet.



Kris

[Corvin]

I'll start the bidding at a half a bagel, pocket lint and some toilet paper I've only used once.

Oh no, you guys (and Cinda) all know I have first dibs on any Glass-Top douchnozzles that show up here.

I've been saving my belly button lint and my daughter's toe nails for a long damned time for these.

[Shelby07]

I don't want no pictures of douchnozzles!

[nhcigarfan]

Don't Cuban cigars have weed in them?

[Diesel Grinch]

I bid 5 dingle berries. They are fresh too.

DG

[Shagaroo]

Those of you who quoted the asshat, please modify your posts and quotes to reflect the asshats new items for sale.

Thank you,

Shag

[ashauler]

I don't want no pictures of douchnozzles!

LMFAO. You owe me a laptop Mark.

[cigarsarge]

I'm fresh out of douche nozzles...Used my last four last night. How about a group buy.