First time smoking

**joliv192** · 12-08-2009, 11:48 PM

thanks, everyone.
I dont have any experience with cigars, so newb criticism is understandable, lol.

Oh, and it's my 18th birthday lol.

**ZombieWeinerDog** · 02-08-2010, 08:34 PM

1. Don't buy anything made by a machine.
2. Don't buy anything from a gas station.
3. I am not going to tell you not to get an acid, I got started liking acids, and I have moved on to better, and now hate them.
4. I would search google for a smoke shop near your home town. (search something like: Cigar, (town name) or tobacco, (town name))
5. If you are on a budget, and buying for a few people, i would recommend Quorum Cigars as a bottom line.
6. Look in the review selection.

**badwhale** · 02-08-2010, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by ZombieWeinerDog

OK, i am not gong to be an asshole.

1. Don't buy anything made by a machine.
2. Don't buy anything from a gas station.
3. I am not going to tell you not to get an acid, I got started liking acids, and I have moved on to better, and now hate them.
4. I would search google for a smoke shop near your home town. (search something like: Cigar, (town name) or tobacco, (town name))
5. If you are on a budget, and buying for a few people, i would recommend Quorum Cigars as a bottom line.
6. Look in the review selection.

Instead, you're a dumbass for bumping a dead thread.

**Corvin** · 02-08-2010, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by ZombieWeinerDog

OK, i am not gong to be an asshole.

By bumping a thread that's been dead for two months you kind of are.

**ggiese** · 02-08-2010, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by Corvin

By bumping a thread that's been dead for two months you kind of are.

With a name like "zombieweinerdog" - what did you expect?

**ndv21** · 02-08-2010, 11:10 PM

LMAO

**ZombieWeinerDog** · 02-09-2010, 01:55 AM

Well, i thought i would give him a straight answer, and try to get him into some actual cigars, because no one else did. I am sorry for my stupidity.

**Paddy** · 02-09-2010, 07:32 AM

O' The monkey chased his tail around the flag pole............

**badwhale** · 02-09-2010, 07:36 AM

Originally Posted by ZombieWeinerDog

Well, i thought i would give him a straight answer, and try to get him into some actual cigars, because no one else did. I am sorry for my stupidity.

Sarcasm. Nice reply.

Anyway, if you would have searched a little bit you would have found this where some of us were helpful friendly to this kid, and the real point is if that kid even hovered close to the search button, he would have got his answer about his dutch masters and other cigars.

Now, stop acting like the hero of the newbie, and thinking we're all callous villians of the cigar board.

Will

**Mizicke5273** · 02-09-2010, 07:54 AM

Thread Necro I chose YOU!

**ggiese** · 02-09-2010, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by ZombieWeinerDog

Well, i thought i would give him a straight answer, and try to get him into some actual cigars, because no one else did. I am sorry for my stupidity.

Really? Serious weiner? You were going to give him a "straight" answer?

It appears you're barely out of smoking Black and Tan's and grape White Owls yourself. Keep acting this way, and it will be plainly obvious you're STILL smoking Black and Tan's and Grape White Owls.

BTW - what ever happened to those Tijuana Smalls? Them's some GOOD smokes!!!