First time smoking

**joliv192** · 12-05-2009, 09:16 PM

My birthday is coming up and ive never smoked a cigar before. I was just wondering what kind of cigar me and my friends should smoke at the party? I was going to get some Dutch masters.

**badwhale** · 12-05-2009, 09:30 PM

Excellent choice!

Swisher Sweets will also fit the bill.

**mrtr33** · 12-05-2009, 09:49 PM

I prefer Hav-A-Tampa jewels. Preferably with the wooden tip. Then I inhale HUGE drags and exhale slowly, like a dragon. It gets the chicks, I tell you!

**VictorMJR66** · 12-05-2009, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by mrtr33

I prefer Hav-A-Tampa jewels. Preferably with the wooden tip. Then I inhale HUGE drags and exhale slowly, like a dragon. It gets the chicks, I tell you!

At the age of a graduate, you will really enjoy the legal, little buzz!
I wouldn't bother with the exhale though, to be honest.

**-nick-** · 12-06-2009, 12:37 AM

No dutch masters golden honey all the way. You won't find a better cigar!

**Eville** · 12-06-2009, 12:46 AM

Where do you live? If you are near Miami, you can go to little cigar shops run by Cuban immigrants. Often, they will have relatives still on the island who work in the cigar factories and send them boxes of cubans. Get the ones in the glass-top boxes, either Montecristo or Cohiba. Those are special limited editions. Since they get them from an insider, they are fairly cheap.

If you aren't in the Miami area, get a phillies Blunt. I smoked one until it had an almost 2 inch ash! That means it is a very good cigar!

**Mangyrat** · 12-06-2009, 06:24 AM

Now if this is a really special occasion you may want to treat your friends to a ACID cigar. http://www.acidcigars.net/
they come in a really nice looking box and smell great all your friends will thank you for introducing them to this fine Cigars.

Or you could just pick up any cheap cigar from your local gastation that looks nice, grab the cheapest bottle of perfume you can find and make your own.

**joliv192** · 12-06-2009, 10:28 AM

thanks for all the great advice everyone :)

And Eville, I actually live a few hours outside of Miami so I will definitely look into that!

**ashauler** · 12-06-2009, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by joliv192

thanks for all the great advice everyone :)

And Eville, I actually live a few hours outside of Miami so I will definitely look into that!

O.K, now that's just sad.

**mail man** · 12-06-2009, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by joliv192

thanks for all the great advice everyone :)

And Eville, I actually live a few hours outside of Miami so I will definitely look into that!

WHA WHA WHAT...Really dude, an intro would be much more appropriate for your first posting, then become one with the search feature!

**joliv192** · 12-06-2009, 02:53 PM

What do you mean?

**FranK** · 12-06-2009, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by joliv192

My birthday is coming up and ive never smoked a cigar before. I was just wondering what kind of cigar me and my friends should smoke at the party? I was going to get some Dutch masters.

A&C Grenadiers are very good for the money.

**buzz** · 12-06-2009, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by VictorMJR66

At the age of a graduate, you will really enjoy the legal, little buzz!
I wouldn't bother with the exhale though, to be honest.

I heard my name, what is going on here?

Oh, now this is just too funny. Wait, let me go get my camera...

-Buzz

**Eville** · 12-07-2009, 09:40 AM

I <3 cake

**MarineOne** · 12-07-2009, 10:49 AM

Why are you telling him to get those cigars when he really needs to grab some of these:

Now THAT is a cigar!!!!

**MemphisFred** · 12-07-2009, 11:28 AM

All natural filler huh...as opposed to what? Un-natural fillers...lol

**Bluesmudge** · 12-07-2009, 12:44 PM

The poor guy has no idea what is going on. How could you expect him to?

-Go to a real cigar store and talk to the owner. No gas station brands, no inhaling, no "glass top boxes." They are just messing with you.

Sorry to ruin all the fun but I feel sorry for this guy

**badwhale** · 12-07-2009, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by Bluesmudge

The poor guy has no idea what is going on. How could you expect him to?

-Go to a real cigar store and talk to the owner. No gas station brands, no inhaling, no "glass top boxes." They are just messing with you.

Sorry to ruin all the fun but I feel sorry for this guy

The "poor guy" could have used the search function, or hell he even could have looked at the first 5 pages in the review forum for starters.

**ggiese** · 12-07-2009, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Bluesmudge

The poor guy has no idea what is going on. How could you expect him to?

-Go to a real cigar store and talk to the owner. No gas station brands, no inhaling, no "glass top boxes." They are just messing with you.

Sorry to ruin all the fun but I feel sorry for this guy

The "poor" guy??? Do you even know which birthday he's celebrating?

C'mon! Dem's some DAMN good suggestions for birthday smokes!!!

...go with the Pineapple White Owls - you won't go wrong!!!!

**ashauler** · 12-07-2009, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Bluesmudge

The poor guy has no idea what is going on. How could you expect him to?

-Go to a real cigar store and talk to the owner. No gas station brands, no inhaling, no "glass top boxes." They are just messing with you.

Sorry to ruin all the fun but I feel sorry for this guy

Um, I'm all for compassion, but, well, do you seriously think this was a serious post made by someone interested in seriously becoming involved in our hobby? Seriously?

You gonna help the other joker with his cuban purchase too?