Newbie Looking for some Tips

**Fark** · 12-09-2009, 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by ndv21

Dude, I was merely trying to issue a warning more than anything else. Also, make sure you read your own statements before posting. For example:

After saying that, you continue on and say:

It's not an issue of being hospitable or not more than the fact that you barged in DEMANDING to be treated a certain way when nobody here really knows you. For example, would you ever walk into a social event where you don't know anyone and start by saying:

If you came into my house with that attitude, I would beat the shit out of you for being a disrespectful retard and then drive my foot up your ass on the way out the door. You seriously disrespected a lot of people not only with your first post, but with your obnoxiously retarded response.

Have fun and enjoy some philly blunts as part of your hobby.

Personally, I don't see how it was disrespectful, but i'm not going to argue the point. Again, by pointing out spelling, you're telling me that it's not ok to make mistakes. I have a hard time believeing that you have also never made a grammatical mistake.

I don't believe I was demanding anything. I thought I as being polite about it. If you would notice, I said "please". I get the feeling that please is not said around here that often.

If we wanted to get technical, fine...yeah, I have no doubt that you would "beat the shit out of" me "for being a disrespectful retard and then drive my foot up your ass", but i'm pretty sure there would be a lagrer foot working it's way up your ass and it's called the law.

I still don't understand why everyone on here is so inhospitable towards people who are clearly looking for help getting a foothold in this hobby. Apparently i'm not worthy of your time.

If I were to enjoy some philly blunts, wouldn't it be in your hobby? Because I don't know anything about it so I can't really call it a hobby.

Well, thanks anyway, clearly this isn't the place to come for anyone who's looking to get into the hobby and doesn't really know where to start.

**ndv21** · 12-09-2009, 03:06 AM

Definately thin-skinned. Just move along...nuff said

**ashauler** · 12-09-2009, 07:14 AM

Sorry you didn't enjoy your stay Fark.

Originally Posted by Fark

Oh really? That's interesting because in the Newbie Sampler thread it says that a user is "on deck". You sure know a lot about your own fucking forum.

Perfect example of "read more / post less". Best to have a solid place to land when you jump ugly on someone. Forum police school must be slacking these days.

**ggiese** · 12-09-2009, 08:37 AM

Fark, Fark, Fark...

Did the big, bad forum monsters hurt you? Awwww... Here - let me kiss your boo-boo for you and put a Hello Kitty bandaid on it...

Tsk, tsk...

**Fark** · 12-09-2009, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by ashauler

Sorry you didn't enjoy your stay Fark.

Perfect example of "read more / post less". Best to have a solid place to land when you jump ugly on someone. Forum police school must be slacking these days.

I honestly don't see your point.

MarineOne went after me for using the phrase "On Deck". He claimed that this isn't baseball.

Well of course this isn't baseball, but I used the phrase "On Deck" because that is what is used in the Newbie Sampler thread.

I'm not sure I understand what you mean...

**Fark** · 12-09-2009, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by ggiese

Fark, Fark, Fark...

Did the big, bad forum monsters hurt you? Awwww... Here - let me kiss your boo-boo for you and put a Hello Kitty bandaid on it...

Tsk, tsk...

Thanks, but I prefer my Pokemon bandaids. I ain't no weeaboo.

**ashauler** · 12-09-2009, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by Fark

I honestly don't see your point.

MarineOne went after me for using the phrase "On Deck". He claimed that this isn't baseball.

Well of course this isn't baseball, but I used the phrase "On Deck" because that is what is used in the Newbie Sampler thread.

I'm not sure I understand what you mean...

Well, I really don't understand how the newb sampler works, or it's terminology and lexicon, so thanks for the explanation, it should save me some embarrassment in the future.

It's probably a good thing that I don't give a fuck whether you understand my post or not, else I would worry about it and lose sleep and shit.

One thing you should understand though is that my post wasn't in defense of you.

**buzz** · 12-09-2009, 09:49 AM

It is amazing how quickly the meltdowns happen.

-Buzz

**heftysmokes** · 12-09-2009, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by MarineOne

A little thin skinned are you?

This isn't fucking baseball, and there is no one "on deck". You need to do some reading and learn to use the search function, and there is an entire section dedicated to reviews which you obviously didn't bother to look for because, after all, cigars don't get rated or reviewed. When you see a number next to a cigar's description, like "94" or what the fuck ever, it certainly wasn't the fucking year it was made in.

-K

Hey man, maybe you should take your own advice and do some reading before you do your piling on. Ashauler started the baseball references in the NST well before you were even a member of this board.
As many wise men--and even a few dipshits--have said: "Read more, post less."

**mail man** · 12-09-2009, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by ndv21

Dude, I was merely trying to issue a warning more than anything else. Also, make sure you read your own statements before posting. For example:

After saying that, you continue on and say:

It's not an issue of being hospitable or not more than the fact that you barged in DEMANDING to be treated a certain way when nobody here really knows you. For example, would you ever walk into a social event where you don't know anyone and start by saying:

If you came into my house with that attitude, I would beat the shit out of you for being a disrespectful retard and then drive my foot up your ass on the way out the door. You seriously disrespected a lot of people not only with your first post, but with your obnoxiously retarded response.

Have fun and enjoy some philly blunts as part of your hobby.

NDV21, you and Marineone should get together to have some coffee

Keith

**ggiese** · 12-09-2009, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by ashauler

Well, I really don't understand how the newb sampler works, or it's terminology and lexicon, so thanks for the explanation, it should save me some embarrassment in the future.

It's probably a good thing that I don't give a fuck whether you understand my post or not, else I would worry about it and lose sleep and shit.

One thing you should understand though is that my post wasn't in defense of you.

Okay - now you went ahead and used the "F" bomb on Fark. Geezzzz... And I had just made him feel all warm and fuzzy...

Fark - pay no mind to my friend here. I think he's trying to say he really, really likes you and he really wants you to stay!

...or not...

Seriously, Fark - this website is all about community. If you can't take the "F" bombs, grammar lessons, poking, joking and ass kickings - it probably is not the place for you. There are definitely alternatives, but I tend to find them too "sweet" to my liking. They seem to have a very nice venier on the surface, but if you dig down you'll find them to be made out of that cheap fiberboard walmart shelf crap I hate so much.

Take it or leave it - CigarSmokers is what it is. It ain't the biggest or the prettiest - but it is home.

**ggiese** · 12-09-2009, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by mail man

NDV21, you and Marineone should get together to have some coffee

Keith

Have you ever tasted Marine Corps coffee???

....if you think he was bad before - wait 'til after!!!

**mail man** · 12-09-2009, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by ggiese

Have you ever tasted Marine Corps coffee???

....if you think he was bad before - wait 'til after!!!

Good point, I guess it would wake him up, then we are all in big trouble.

**ashauler** · 12-09-2009, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by ggiese

Okay - now you went ahead and used the "F" bomb on Fark. Geezzzz... And I had just made him feel all warm and fuzzy...

Fark - pay no mind to my friend here. I think he's trying to say he really, really likes you and he really wants you to stay!

...or not...

Seriously, Fark - this website is all about community. If you can't take the "F" bombs, grammar lessons, poking, joking and ass kickings - it probably is not the place for you. There are definitely alternatives, but I tend to find them too "sweet" to my liking. They seem to have a very nice venier on the surface, but if you dig down you'll find them to be made out of that cheap fiberboard walmart shelf crap I hate so much.

Take it or leave it - CigarSmokers is what it is. It ain't the biggest or the prettiest - but it is home.

Amen!!!!

**Corvin** · 12-09-2009, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by buzz

It is amazing how quickly the meltdowns happen.

-Buzz

What I find amazing is that after he said he was leaving he posted 5 more times, one of them being almost 8 hours later. I bet he'll be back for another round.

**Shelby07** · 12-09-2009, 01:17 PM

Fark has not made any friends yet

**Shelby07** · 12-09-2009, 01:22 PM

Seriously, Guy, Go to puff.com. They'll fall all over you there. They might even make you a moderator.

I am really getting tired of reading first time posts about "Please help me, I'm a newbie and I just don't know what cigars to smoke!!"

Ya know what?? Get the hell out there and light a few up BEFORE you jump onto forums. If you want to start a fuckin' hobby, start it.

**ndv21** · 12-09-2009, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by mail man

NDV21, you and Marineone should get together to have some coffee

Keith

Black please!

**ggiese** · 12-09-2009, 04:15 PM

Alright... The "F" bombs are REALLY flying now, and I'm running low on funds for more Pokemon bandaids. Let's please act a bit more civil - else Mr. Fark will wither and die...