Newbie Looking for some Tips

**ashauler** · 12-09-2009, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by ggiese

Alright... The "F" bombs are REALLY flying now, and I'm running low on funds for more Pokemon bandaids. Let's please act a bit more civil - else Mr. Fark will wither and die...

Wasn't me this time GG.

**cigarsarge** · 12-09-2009, 04:42 PM

WTF is a Fark?

**Roger** · 12-09-2009, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by cigarsarge

WTF is a Fark?

Isn't that when a dog "farts" and "barks" at the same time???? Weiner dogs are good at that by the way.

**ggiese** · 12-09-2009, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by cigarsarge

WTF is a Fark?

Shhhh... Ken, Fark is sensitive. Don't be flinging the "F" bomb around - even it's just in "F" form. We don't wanna chase him off - he seems like an awfully nice feller...

**ggiese** · 12-09-2009, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by Roger

Isn't that when a dog "farts" and "barks" at the same time???? Weiner dogs are good at that by the way.

Sorry, Fark - you gotta admit that's funny right there. I don't care WHO you are, that's funny!

**buzz** · 12-09-2009, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Roger

Isn't that when a dog "farts" and "barks" at the same time???? Weiner dogs are good at that by the way.

I laughed and farted just now reading this comment... what would that be called? A lart or a faph?

-Buzz

**Fark** · 12-09-2009, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by ggiese

Sorry, Fark - you gotta admit that's funny right there. I don't care WHO you are, that's funny!

Yeah, it is funny.

To the person who noticed that I posted after saying I'd be leaving, you were right, I'm back.

I don't really know what to believe. I would like to become an active member on a legitimate cigar forum, but I can't tell if this is just a big laugh, or if the majority of the posters in this thread are being serious.

Ggiese, I see you posted things about this being a joking matter, but are you joking when saying that? I can't tell- it's the internet.

**badwhale** · 12-09-2009, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Fark

Yeah, it is funny.

To the person who noticed that I posted after saying I'd be leaving, you were right, I'm back.

I don't really know what to believe. I would like to become an active member on a legitimate cigar forum, but I can't tell if this is just a big laugh, or if the majority of the posters in this thread are being serious.

Ggiese, I see you posted things about this being a joking matter, but are you joking when saying that? I can't tell- it's the internet.

You can't tell because you melted down in 2 days.

**Fark** · 12-09-2009, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by badwhale

You can't tell because you melted down in 2 days.

That helps. Melted down? No. Over reacted? Yeah, assuming this has been a joke.

My posts may not reflect this, and I'm pretty sure you won't believe me, but I've actually had a very level had whenever I was reading this thread.

**cigarsarge** · 12-09-2009, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by Fark

I can't tell- it's the internet.

**ashauler** · 12-09-2009, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by Fark

That helps. Melted down? No. Over reacted? Yeah, assuming this has been a joke.

My posts may not reflect this, and I'm pretty sure you won't believe me, but I've actually had a very level had whenever I was reading this thread.

I've never had a had, are they hard to level?

**denver24** · 12-09-2009, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by MarineOne

One you are not with the search function. Learn it you must.

Yogurt! Are you talking about the Schwartz?

**Fark** · 12-09-2009, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

I've never had a had, are they hard to level?

No, I got mine from 1-75 in like four hours, bro.

Why does everyone keep focusing on spelling/grammar? Again, I doubt you'll believe me, but I'm posting from my iPod and clearly the "e" didn't work when I was typing.

**ashauler** · 12-09-2009, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by Fark

No, I got mine from 1-75 in like four hours, bro.

Why does everyone keep focusing on spelling/grammar? Again, I doubt you'll believe me, but I'm posting from my iPod and clearly the "e" didn't work when I was typing.

Yeah, I hear the shift key breaks on those things quite often as well.
Does picking apart spelling bother you?

**Fark** · 12-09-2009, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

Yeah, I hear the shift key breaks on those things quite often as well.
Does picking apart spelling bother you?

No, it really doesn't bother me. In this situation though, I'm simply curious as to why people appear to be focusing on spelling though. It seems to be one of the two constants throughout this thread.

**ashauler** · 12-09-2009, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by Fark

No, it really doesn't bother me. In this situation though, I'm simply curious as to why people appear to be focusing on spelling though. It seems to be one of the two constants throughout this thread.

Well, spellin' is important to many here. What is the other constant you mention?

**Fark** · 12-09-2009, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

Well, spellin' is important to many here. What is the other constant you mention?

Ripping on me, haha.

I'm still curious though, is this all a big laugh? Or should I just leave, and if I decide to come back, make a new account?

**ndv21** · 12-09-2009, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Fark

Ripping on me, haha.

I'm still curious though, is this all a big laugh? Or should I just leave, and if I decide to come back, make a new account?

I will let others chime in on this question...should be fun...

**ashauler** · 12-09-2009, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Fark

Ripping on me, haha.

I'm still curious though, is this all a big laugh? Or should I just leave, and if I decide to come back, make a new account?

I think you should stay. I can't speak for others, so you'll have to find out if they're joking for yourself. As for me, I assure you that I'm chuckling.

Making a duplicate account is against the forum rules and you'd just get banned, so that wouldn't be a good idea.

**Mangyrat** · 12-09-2009, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by Fark

No, it really doesn't bother me. In this situation though, I'm simply curious as to why people appear to be focusing on spelling though. It seems to be one of the two constants throughout this thread.

Just run everything threw a spell checker.

If you get lazy or just don't care then you'll catch hell.