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  1. 12-10-2009, 07:11 PM #121
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    I accept full responsible for this debacle. I patched the poor kid, kissing his boo-boos and applied the finest Hello Kitty!, Pokemon and Teenage Ninja Turtle bandaids money could buy. I was tossed between letting his skinned elbows and knees get infected - but I was pitying the poor feller (he seemed so cute 'n all).

    I was hopeful my concillitory treatment of the Fark would translate into a better person. I was wrong and for that I deeply apologize to the other members of this community...

    Going forward - I promise to do my due diligence to kick the little munchkin in the keester with my size 10 steel toes, like a field goal kicker attempting a 50 yarder...
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  2. 12-11-2009, 09:43 AM #122
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    LM Farkin AO

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  3. 12-11-2009, 03:36 PM #123
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    Where is that little Farker? I wanna kick his farking icehole!!!

    Come out - come out where ever you are, you little farkwad.

    Jeezuz H farking Keereist. Listen you little farkface - I'm not going to taking any more of our farking nonsense. Just who the fark do you think you are??? Farker...

    Fark, fark fark, fark. Fark, I'm pissed off right now...




    ...ahhh... I feel MUCH better now that I droped all those "F" bombs...
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  4. 12-11-2009, 04:23 PM #124
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    Where is that little Farker? I wanna kick his farking icehole!!!

    Come out - come out where ever you are, you little farkwad.

    Jeezuz H farking Keereist. Listen you little farkface - I'm not going to taking any more of our farking nonsense. Just who the fark do you think you are??? Farker...

    Fark, fark fark, fark. Fark, I'm pissed off right now...




    ...ahhh... I feel MUCH better now that I droped all those "F" bombs...
    Now that's farking funny right there, I don't care who the fark you are!
    My! What a nice ash you have!

    No matter where you go, there you are!
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  5. 12-11-2009, 05:04 PM #125
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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
    Where is that little Farker? I wanna kick his farking icehole!!!

    Come out - come out where ever you are, you little farkwad.

    Jeezuz H farking Keereist. Listen you little farkface - I'm not going to taking any more of our farking nonsense. Just who the fark do you think you are??? Farker...

    Fark, fark fark, fark. Fark, I'm pissed off right now...




    ...ahhh... I feel MUCH better now that I droped all those "F" bombs...
    I just ruined a perfect coffee & my monitor!
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  6. 12-11-2009, 05:27 PM #126
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cigarbear View Post
    I just ruined a perfect coffee & my monitor!
    Just goes to show you have to be careful with Fark, because you never know what the fark will happen next.
    Just another day at the office!
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  7. 12-11-2009, 08:32 PM #127
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    Here Farky Farky Farky...Where the fuck did Fark go.
    BOHICA

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  8. 12-13-2009, 04:41 AM #128
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    Fark said in his PM to me he was gonna get the fark out of here.

    Skin like farking rice paper its so farking thin.



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