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    Quote Originally Posted by MarineOne View Post
    Dude, keep quiet about the sailboat guy. I'm trading a box of tainted Tylenol for some Montecristo's.

    Sheesh.
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    GG, letting the cat out again! Sheesh!

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    Who would trade tainted Tylenol for montecristo's? and on this website/ phone company whats the minimum amount to buy?

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    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunner18 View Post
    Who would trade tainted Tylenol for montecristo's? and on this website/ phone company whats the minimum amount to buy?
    I've never used them, but I think it's $1,028.95
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    I've never used them, but I think it's $1,028.95
    Actually that # went up 5% 12/1
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    are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spot View Post
    are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?
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    For the slang literate out there: "are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?" means

    Are you serious? Over one thousand dollars? What the fuck!? So there is no way to order just a box? Is there a box minimum or is it a dollar amount minimum?

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    I forgot to mention that I just drive down to the store and buy mine there.

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    I get mine via the internet, from people I know here, or my father-in-law who currently lives in England.
    End of line.

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    You people are all high... I bought my last box from them for $125.00 - Monte #2's. Honestly - they have the best prices I've found on the internet.

    And I don't recall their being a 5% increase on 12/1. I bought just before Xmas and saw they had a few 2 for 1 specials. Stuff I don't normally care for (i.e. Vegas Robaina Famoso's, Cohiba Robusto's, Partagas Serie 3's, etc.), but decent stuff nonetheless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
    You people are all high... I bought my last box from them for $125.00 - Monte #2's. Honestly - they have the best prices I've found on the internet.

    And I don't recall their being a 5% increase on 12/1. I bought just before Xmas and saw they had a few 2 for 1 specials. Stuff I don't normally care for (i.e. Vegas Robaina Famoso's, Cohiba Robusto's, Partagas Serie 3's, etc.), but decent stuff nonetheless.
    Damn, you don't pay much attention to your member group at that place do ya? Not everyone has the same access.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Damn, you don't pay much attention to your member group at that place do ya? Not everyone has the same access.
    Did I let the cat out of the bag a second time???

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    Cuban cigars are rolled on the thighs of fat hairy sweaty Cuban men...

    No thanks
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    I thought they were rolled by women between their.....wait, there is a video...I have proof!

    I want those!! NSFW!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunner18 View Post
    For the slang literate out there: "are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?" means

    Are you serious? Over one thousand dollars? What the fuck!? So there is no way to order just a box? Is there a box minimum or is it a dollar amount minimum?


    ...but if we were slang "literate", why would we need the translation?

    Thanks, though. The "hunh" really had me stumped - and the "Is there a box minimum or is it a dollar amount minimum?" did not pop out for me in the "literate" slang version.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigwhiteash View Post
    Cuban cigars are rolled on the thighs of fat hairy sweaty Cuban men...

    No thanks
    As opposed to fat sweaty Dominican, Mexican, or Honduran Men, etc.? What's the difference?
    End of line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteWidow View Post
    As opposed to fat sweaty Dominican, Mexican, or Honduran Men, etc.? What's the difference?
    They don't age 'em so long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunner18 View Post
    For the slang literate out there: "are you serious? over 1k? WTF!? So if i wanted a box thats a no-go hunh? I need to buy like 2+?" means

    Are you serious? Over one thousand dollars? What the fuck!? So there is no way to order just a box? Is there a box minimum or is it a dollar amount minimum?
    dude like you like forgot like to translate like the "I need to buy like 2+?" like okay like dude like.

    There's a huge difference between "slang" and lazy, immature asshat gibberish which is what you're being rightfully criticized for like, okay like dude like?
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