He should not be allowed to be in a relationship, and definitely not allowed to reproduce. I'm serious, if he can't take a shit in a public toilet, isn't man enough to recognize his own fucking bodily functions, I doubt seeing his chances being a productive and reliable human being. Furthermore, his childishness in describing this debacle on a bodybuilding forum further my impression of this guy as a self-loathing douchebag. Is this something you would ever tell anyone, ever?

He could, however, teach drawing on PBS.