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  1. 12-15-2009, 10:04 PM #1
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    Default Worst date ever?

    Hey guys, check this out, it left me with tears in my eyes.

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...&CJPID=3671579
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    LOL, if thats real, that is one screwed up dude!
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    He should not be allowed to be in a relationship, and definitely not allowed to reproduce. I'm serious, if he can't take a shit in a public toilet, isn't man enough to recognize his own fucking bodily functions, I doubt seeing his chances being a productive and reliable human being. Furthermore, his childishness in describing this debacle on a bodybuilding forum further my impression of this guy as a self-loathing douchebag. Is this something you would ever tell anyone, ever?

    He could, however, teach drawing on PBS.


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    His solution is to carry a PEE bottle???
    WTF??
    How in the fark(there's that word again) does he think peeing in a bottle will solve his problems?
    How about carrying a litter box? That ought to do it.
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    I've read it 3 times and it still makes me crack up!

    What the Fark!
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    I call supreme bullshit!

    Funny though, but NO MAN ON THIS EARTH would EVER tell a story like that... even to his closest friend, let alone the entire interweb world!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigwhiteash View Post
    I call supreme bullshit!

    Funny though, but NO MAN ON THIS EARTH would EVER tell a story like that... even to his closest friend, let alone the entire interweb world!
    If I hadn't read the post he made on page 36 (it was the last page when I read it, I just skipped to the last to see what people were saying...) I would agree, but it seems like the guy is/was serious, he's got 6k+ posts on that bodybuilding forum and seems like it's legit (as disturbing as that is).
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corvin View Post
    but it seems like the guy is/was serious, he's got 6k+ posts on that bodybuilding forum
    .....and the prosecution rests.


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    Default Redirect, Your Honor?

    1. Yuck.

    2. Google: "pee bottle date story"

    Verdict: Old news.

    Next case, please.


    btw - Between this and Roger's septic post, I may never smoke again.
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    HAHA! i was linked to this on another forum. Crazy things happen everyday, so I believe this is real.

    I love how he's sending a gift basket but no chocolates cuz itll remind the grl of shit! HAHA
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