Hiccups

[makhno]

A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.

"What the heck did you do that for?!!" the man screams.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"
The man says, "No I don't, but my wife out in the car still does!"

[CoventryCat86]

I think I first heard this when I was in high school back in the 1970s....

[ggiese]

Hey Bill - lighten up. This one only comes around once a year to post old jokes. There's no harm in that, right?

[The Korean]

Hey Bill - lighten up. This one only comes around once a year to post old jokes. There's no harm in that, right?

The harm is that they really aren't that good of jokes. They are the kind of jokes that once you read the punch line you want your 2-3 seconds back.