Fancy bar

[makhno]

A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.

"No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD!"

She said she didn't believe him, so she called the bar.

"Hello," she said, "I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question; are your urinals covered in gold?"

To which she heard the bartender say, "Hey, Clarence, I think we found the guy who pissed in your saxophone!"

[CoventryCat86]

Yet another old one.

What is it with you mahinko, you've been a member here for a year and a half and the ONLY posts you ever make are really old jokes you steal off of lame websites (which will NOT be mentioned here, LMFAO!). What gives?

Did you notice that this is a cigar site?

EDIT: To remove reference to the lame-assed joke site.

[CoventryCat86]

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Har, fuckin' har....

I found that one on www.jokesformorons.com

I'm so damned funny I just don't know what to do with my incredible talent. Maybe I'll go sign up on a pachinko site and do nothing but post jokes....

[CoventryCat86]

Mahinko, this is for you:

[CoventryCat86]

Lesson learned here, if you get marked with the Red X, you may undergo a transformation from "Junior Member" to "Banned" or in this a$$wipe's case "Guest".

[print.out]

So, I was banned for posting old jokes? I don't know what kind of weed you smoke, but it must be very good.
I'm not going to visit this site anymore, so you can ban this account as well.

P.S. BTW, it's makhno, not mahinko, you asshole.