Quote Originally Posted by Roger View Post
Don't give em any more ideas!


Oh please, I'm surprised we haven't seen something like this by now .......


"Anti-utensil Congressman found with utensils"
WASHINGTON (AP) - Last night while passing through a sobriety checkpoint, Congressman Richard LaTrine (R) was found to be in possession of several sets of utensils, including the viciously curved butter knife, in a suburb of Washington, D.C.

Congressman LaTrine was arrested and released early this morning, and his office said that he would be making a televised statement later in the day.

Several members of both the House and Senate citied the actions of the security police, suggesting that there was more to the congressman's arrest than simply utensils. However, none of them would go on camera.


Yes, I can see this happening.