In the middle of a major bore of a workday, quietly minding my own business, and Paddy decides to sneak up behind me and detonate a very nice bomb - papers flying everywhere and I can't find my stapler now.

Paddy, thanks for making my day bro - I am looking forward to trying these sticks out.

Ok - listen up punks - all of you (you know who you are)... my humi is full - stop attacking me and start taking cover now, cause I need to make room and a couple of you guys have had it coming for a while now...

Tick, tick, tick, suckas!

-Buzz