I have in my possession one 750ml bottle of authentic Irish Mead.
Hand made by 100% certified alcoholic lunatics in County Derry, Northern Ireland.
The first post gets it.
In the Vat for 2 years – In the bottle for 7 years.
Alcohol by volume? Who the fuck knows.

Disclaimer.
I will not be held liable for any OUI, Assault & Battery or Domestic Violence charges
Occurring as a result of drinking this alcoholic beverage.
Nor will I be held responsible for any abdominal cramping, blindness, vomiting,
Tremors or anal seepage.