Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
Translated to onwardblowhardese:
" My desire to tolerate your self-serving posts is rapidly diminishing. Please cease posting links to your blog. If you honestly desire to use your prodigious talents as an interlocutor on this forum, please confine your remarks to cigars, the cigar smoking culture, or other such postings as garner your interest. If you fail to do so, you will be considered an implement for joyful mastication by our members."
Joyful mastication has such a nice flow, almost as if you should look forward to it.

When do we get the ban poll? I tagged the SOB as a spambot because I have a feeling his posts are all cut and paste to generate traffic for his site.