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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    snip........I can kind of relate to both you and ashauler. I guess what I don't understand is why I have to wash the car so many times. I mean, it's pollen season, for crying out loud. We also wash cars before and after driving vacations.
    Here's how I feel about washing cars:

    There in my driveway sits
    a damn dirty car
    I noticed it Saturday
    While smokin' a 'gar

    I saw a big bucket
    a rag and the hose
    I considered them all while
    blowing smoke from my nose

    The bucket was empty
    the hose nicely coiled
    Is my smoking experience
    about to be foiled

    No way my good friend
    this moment won't be wasted
    This stick is one of the best
    that I've tasted

    I'll enjoy my smoke and
    this feeling will pass and
    That damn dirty car
    can just kiss my fat a##

    It'll be there tomorrow or
    even the next day
    But I'm not gonna
    throw this cigar away

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    The last car she had was outfitted with low profile sport tires. You know, the higher pressure, really thin ones? Those things you have to keep topped off with air because there's not much cushion there to begin with. I didn't have an air compressor at that time. She refused to keep the tires filled regularly. Apparently, much like the shoemaker elves, it was my job to do it in the middle of the night with a turkey baster or drive it to a gas station. Therefore, a couple times a year (pothole), we had to pay to get a rim fixed at the local metal shop across town. The spare in that car got plenty of use as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Here's how I feel about washing cars:

    There in my driveway sits
    a damn dirty car
    I noticed it Saturday
    While smokin' a 'gar

    I saw a big bucket
    a rag and the hose
    I considered them all while
    blowing smoke from my nose

    The bucket was empty
    the hose nicely coiled
    Is my smoking experience
    about to be foiled

    No way my good friend
    this moment won't be wasted
    This stick is one of the best
    that I've tasted

    I'll enjoy my smoke and
    this feeling will pass and
    That damn dirty car
    can just kiss my fat a##

    It'll be there tomorrow or
    even the next day
    But I'm not gonna
    throw this cigar away
    My! What a nice ash you have!

    No matter where you go, there you are!

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    Is April the official month to "Bitch, Moan, Wine, Hate, Stupefy, Distract, and Shit on your Husband?"

    A lot of this crap going on lately....sheesh

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