April Burnt Crap Special

**kevin7** · 04-04-2010, 07:59 AM

No fees, no dues no nothing.

We’re going to highlighting a new coffee every month
for the next six month. These are beans that have been
thoughtfully selected with our client’s in mind.

Each coffee will be available for one month only...
when it’s gone it’s gone and we’ll move on to the next one.
There may be a few that make it into our regular rotation
but that’s for you to decide.

This months feature:
Panamanian Extra Fancy
$12.95 1 lb bag
$7.45 1/2 lb bag plus shipping

Cup Characteristics
Medium Dark Roast, Medium Body. This strictly high grown coffee is noted for it's excellent acidity
fruity sweetness and impressively syrupy body.

The coffee is grown within the Bouquete Valley region which is similar in climate and soil to its Colombian neighbors. The Panama Bouquete offers a big bean coffee with light to medium body, low to medium acidity and clean finish. This is a good morning type coffee versus the heavier Mexican, Guatemalan or Indonesian coffees.

If you’d like to grab one of these specials for yourself, a friend, or as a gift, all you’ve got to do is email me jerry@imadouchebag.com, please don’t forget to include you name, the address that you’d like the beans shipped to and a contact phone number. As always, I include an invoice with every order which is payable by check or money order...remember, I know where you live!

If you’d like to pay by credit card, give me a call at the store 765.DIK-LIKR or you can email your card number and the expiration date and I’ll make sure you’re all taken care of.

Thanks guys, Jerry

**ggiese** · 04-04-2010, 10:21 AM

I spent some time with a FDLE investigator last week - he and his partner run a coffee business. http://www.cafedistincion.com/. This is good stuff - highly recommended!!!

**nhcigarfan** · 04-04-2010, 10:28 PM

Bought a can of Chock full o nuts. Works for me and now I have a can for trim paint.

**kevin7** · 04-05-2010, 11:26 AM

It's pretty fuckin sad &hilarious when a spoof of his ad gets more views than the real ad

**MarineOne** · 04-07-2010, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by kevin7

It's pretty fuckin sad &hilarious when a spoof of his ad gets more views than the real ad

You're right ..... its very sad. He's not selling kopi luwak.

**CoventryCat86** · 04-14-2010, 12:35 AM

DAMN!

I tried to send ole Jerry an email at the address in his ad and I got a reply from some gay bear guy wanting me to be his friend on face space.

Then I tried the phone number and got some guy named Scott Morgan in Knightstown, Indiana who told me to fock off and stop calling him or he'd call the police.