Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
ahhh..Elie Bleu, French !
The only things I like that are French are toast & fries.
mmmmm French Toast. Maple, buttery goodness.
Come on man, let's be fair, those things are not even french in origin. However, there are couple legitimate things that I think you'll agree need to be added to the list:

French computer programs -- because they run a lot faster.
Smelly french cheese -- because in a room of french you can't really smell the cheese.