The King of Dumbass

[cigarsarge]

This vid speaks for itself...http://frontsight.com/newsletter/html/45-unarmed.html

[badwhale]

Dumbass indeed....I raise you one dumbass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txeGZoBW7vY

[cigarsarge]

Dumbass indeed....I raise you one dumbass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txeGZoBW7vY

Dat be some fly shit!!!

[Roger]

Yup.... king of dumbass.... I wonder if he survived?

[MrPlatypus]

Oh do I ever wish I had the "Greatest Hits" tapes we used to compile when I did casino surveillance. You just sit there looking like Macaulay Culkin on the cover of Home Alone, because you would not believe some of the dumb shit people will do in the name of a $5 poker chip. I haven't done it in three years, but some of it.....wow.

[ggiese]

I've got my Bozo PD patch in my office - because it contains the motto, "You Can't Make This Stuff Up!" That is now my mantra and will be the title of the book I eventually write...

[cigarsarge]

I've got my Bozo PD patch in my office - because it contains the motto, "You Can't Make This Stuff Up!" That is now my mantra and will be the title of the book I eventually write...

You and I need to collaborate...Between us we could have a best seller. Did I ever tell you the story about the two men fighting over a box of Tampax? Both of them sustained knife wounds.

[MrPlatypus]

You and I need to collaborate...Between us we could have a best seller. Did I ever tell you the story about the two men fighting over a box of Tampax? Both of them sustained knife wounds.

So calling it a "heavy flow day" would be an understatement?

[CptnBlues63]

You and I need to collaborate...Between us we could have a best seller. Did I ever tell you the story about the two men fighting over a box of Tampax? Both of them sustained knife wounds.

ROFLMAO!

The good news is, they could use those tampons as bandages.......


Good videos. The first one should make it to the "Darwin awards" website. Judging from the angle and point of entry, it looked like a double lung shot......hard to survive one of those unless you're at the hospital when it happens. One can hope the idiot didn't live......

My little brother is also a cop and he tells me about some of the dumbasses they get to deal with. The one story that makes me chuckle is from back when he was on patrol. He and his partner got an "excessive noise" call. When they arrived at the party they stepped out of the car just as two young fellows with their arms full of junkfood came walking toward the house where the party was from the little corner store across the street. My brother's partner asks the kids, "Do you have any pot" and the one kid whips out a bag and says, "Sure."

Oops!

[BigMacFU]

Finally watched this. As soon as I saw gun out and in the air at a wedding (or whatever it was) I knew it wasn't going to end well. Then I saw for a split second the head of a small child right by the gun. Thank God that video didn't end with the kid being shot, that would've been a loss.