New Special Forces Unit...

[cigarsarge]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These specially selected North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri,
Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee young men will be dropped into
Iraq and will be given the following facts about the Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK!

Get her done!!!!

With comments like that about us Southern Boys I think George is no longer hump my leg. Damn Yankees!!!

[ggiese]

With comments like that about us Southern Boys I think George is no longer hump my leg. Damn Yankees!!!

I'm just sayin'....

Ken, if you read the thread - the Yankees have been over there for how long now?? And what's been done??? Send some southern boys in there and they'll have that mess cleared up in a week is what I'm sayin'.

'Sides - do you really think those boys would be motivated if they were told the terrorists had something to do with Jeff Gordon's demise???

GET HER DONE!!!

[cigarsarge]

'Sides - do you really think those boys would be motivated if they were told the terrorists had something to do with Jeff Gordon's demise???

GET HER DONE!!! [/QUOTE]


Ain't Jeff Gordon a queer?? Us Southern boys can't stand that kind of nonsence. Now Earnhart is a different story. He ranks right up there with Jerry Lawler.

[ggiese]

'Sides - do you really think those boys would be motivated if they were told the terrorists had something to do with Jeff Gordon's demise???

GET HER DONE!!!

Ain't Jeff Gordon a queer?? Us Southern boys can't stand that kind of nonsence. Now Earnhart is a different story. He ranks right up there with Jerry Lawler. [/QUOTE]


That's what I'm talking about...




BTW Sarge - that hurts... I'm a Gordon fan...

[labmonkey]

Those mother s killed Dale?!?!?!?!?!?

KILL 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!