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    Default Hans...what did you do to my flute!!

    Ok so I am new to the forums & I am not sure if anybody will find this offensive (if so....sorry) but I think it's funny as hell! Hope you all enjoy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IujLhcrFnJY
    What happened here? He fell down the stairs & broke his penis!

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    Christ Almighty, what the hell did that dude eat that could produce that?

    Until the end of my days, I'll never be able to look at that instrument the same way again. Forever will my memory be tarnished, and every time I see one I will imagine some dude dropping trow and busting a tune out his ass, while wearing a Santa hat.

    Offensive? No. Disturbing on many levels? Yes. Comical? Considering I had to stop myself from cackling as I didn't want to wake the wife and child up, yes.

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    German, lewl!!!!!

    He says merry christmas at the end!!!


    lol!!!
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    REALLY?? Is this what you guys have been up to while I was gone?

    EDIT: Please don't click on the original link. It is extremely offensive. Please see my follow up post.
    Last edited by Shelby07; 09-30-2013 at 03:57 AM. Reason: Horrible Mistake

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    Admittedly, I don't remember ever seeing this thread. Thanks alot, Mark.
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    Sorry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CptnBlues63 View Post
    What browser are you using?

    In most cases, you can right click on the bookmark and select "delete" from the pulldown menu. In other cases you have to edit your bookmarks and delete from there.
    I'm sorry, it was a very poorly delivered joke about thinking this was cool enough to be bookmarked until I saw the way the community didn't approve of it, then needed to clear that bookmark before I was found to be not cool.

    On a serious sidenote, I have noticed you seem to be very tech savvy. I'm sure I will need that at some point so I certainly do appreciate all the assistance you have to offer.

    On a slightly less serious sidenote, I really am cool as hell. Let me know if you have doubts, I'll try to get you a picture of me in sunglasses with a popped collar. It will blow your mind.

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    Popped collars are only cool if you have 6 or 7 shirts on, at least that's what I'm told.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Popped collars are only cool if you have 6 or 7 shirts on, at least that's what I'm told.
    Oh, only 6 or 7? I've been wearing way too many.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingbeefy View Post
    Oh, only 6 or 7? I've been wearing way too many.
    Wait a minute......
    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...-SixPackAsshat!!

    hmmmmmmm??


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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Oh my.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingbeefy View Post
    I'm sorry, it was a very poorly delivered joke about thinking this was cool enough to be bookmarked until I saw the way the community didn't approve of it, then needed to clear that bookmark before I was found to be not cool.

    On a serious sidenote, I have noticed you seem to be very tech savvy. I'm sure I will need that at some point so I certainly do appreciate all the assistance you have to offer.

    On a slightly less serious sidenote, I really am cool as hell. Let me know if you have doubts, I'll try to get you a picture of me in sunglasses with a popped collar. It will blow your mind.
    Oh my.........I find I'm somewhat embarrassed

    I don't usually miss things like that but I've been a little distracted lately and totally missed you were being funny. Upon going back and rereading your post I found it necessary to palm slap myself on the forehead (known as a "bannock slap" around here.......don't ask me why!).

    If you ever find yourself having computer issues, by all means, feel free to ask. I'm not the only tech savvy person on here so I'm sure you could easily find help..........if you ever need it.

    Hmmmm...........if you show me a pic of you in a popped collar, I might have to show you one of me with a mullet wearing very cool flyer sunglasses...............ROFLMAO


    OMG! I should have followed Jamie's link before responding!

    Jamie, thanks for such a good laugh this morning. That whole thread is hilarious and the picture of that douche is priceless!
    Last edited by CptnBlues63; 10-02-2013 at 01:23 AM. Reason: shoulda checked that link first....
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