Okay, the story goes like this:

Last week, a friend of mine's daughter had to go to court with her ex-boyfriend because, due to a restraining order, he could not step on to the property to retrieve his items. (He could but apparently he didn't know the right/proper way to do it, like having the police with you.)

So they go to arrange a time for him to come and get his property, which was on a Saturday. The ex-boyfriend says that he can not do it that day as he had a prior obligation. The judge basically states that he is the one who had brought this to court, and that it must be a pretty important obligation. So the judge asked him what obligation was so important that he could not miss it to get his items. Surgery? Funeral?

His answer: he had a fantasy football draft.

When they applied "fantasy" to football, they sure as Hell weren't kidding, were they?!?!?!?!

Just thought I would share that one.