Not so sure about Rudolph, with that glowing nose I'm thinking he must have been in some nuclear accident or something. Probably aint all that's wrong with him either. Now some Dancer & Prancer, Comet & Cupid, Donner & Blitzen jerky would be just dandy, and Teriyaki would be fine. Now relating to those reindeer turds you're sending, I'm kinda partial to Toro sizes but anything will be fine really.
And whatever happens to those elves off the de soto, I hear no, see no, say no.
Oh yeah btw, blow that politically correct shit out ya ear. MERRY CHRISTMAS! you old dirty bastard.
My! What a nice ash you have!
No matter where you go, there you are!
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