Free Costa Rica cigars

[mail man]

You might want to contact Buzz and offer some up for the next mass review.
If you don't want to go that way ill give them a try.

Excellent idea, that might be the real way to go.

[CoventryCat86]

Never mind the "first three" that reply, send them to anyone who replies.

Here's my name and address:

Ben Dover
63 Ridge Road
Chaplin, CT 06235

My cousin Heywood would like some too:

Heywood Jablowme
250 Bedlam Road
Chaplin, CT 06235

[MemphisFred]

Ben Dover
63 Ridge Road
Chaplin, CT 06235

My cousin Heywood would like some too:

Heywood Jablowme
250 Bedlam Road
Chaplin, CT 06235

[costaricacigarstore]

I sent three cigars each to the first three people and one cigar to the fourth person as a consolation prize. The tracking numbers have been sent in private messages.

Ben Dover and Heywood Jablowme will have to wait for another time. (I think I would call the credit card company if I received their orders and say "Are you sure their cards cleared? Really??" I think I would refund the money and not ship, but if their your close family I guess they would be used to this happening.)

I will investigate the mass reviews.

Pura Vida!

[CoventryCat86]

I sent three cigars each to the first three people and one cigar to the fourth person as a consolation prize. The tracking numbers have been sent in private messages.

Ben Dover and Heywood Jablowme will have to wait for another time. (I think I would call the credit card company if I received their orders and say "Are you sure their cards cleared? Really??" I think I would refund the money and not ship, but if their your close family I guess they would be used to this happening.)

I will investigate the mass reviews.

Pura Vida!

Why are you so concerned about "the credit card company" if you're sending the cigars for FREE?

I'm definitely not giving you any money for your cigars since I have no idea what they taste like.

You come to a cigar board for the sole purpose of trying to market your cigars but you're only willing to give samples to three people? That's just plain fucking stupid.

Cousin Heywood and I only like maduros so send cigars to those two address, they'll get delivered don't worry your simple, little brain with what you think are made up names, okay sparky?

[badwhale]

Why are you so concerned about "the credit card company" if you're sending the cigars for FREE?

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I took their response to mean they recognized the names Heywood Jamblowme, and Ben Dover to be a joke, and if an order was submitted to them (outside of this freebee offer), they would suspect a prank.

I mean no disrespect to you cousin Heywood. Ben, however, can be a mooch sometimes...

Will

[costaricacigarstore]

Coventry,

Please note my responses to your questions.

Why are you so concerned about "the credit card company" if you're sending the cigars for FREE? ( Please note I said IF I received their orders.)

I'm definitely not giving you any money for your cigars since I have no idea what they taste like. (Most of the cigars I have tried, I have purchased first and was not given one for free. I would expect that most readers of this board have purchased most of the cigars they have tried the first time, whether on a whim or through a review. Thats how we all try new cigars, beers, whisky's, foods, candies, clothes, fruits, restaurants, computers, salad dressings, underwear, etc. Sometimes we get a freebee but most of the time we make a purchase. If you only smoke cigar brands that someone has given you for free first, then your smoking choices must be limited.)

You come to a cigar board for the sole purpose of trying to market your cigars but you're only willing to give samples to three people? (Yes. I make no apologies for giving cigars to three people instead of thousands. I have done the same on other boards as well and it adds up. I make no apologies for using a cigar board to advertise my products. So do many others, cheapercigars, etc. I have asked others for unbiased reviews. I am not not telling you how great they are or claiming they will be declared cigar of the century, as that is for each smoker to decide. I am advertising the fact that I have cigars that others do not.)

That's just plain fucking stupid. (If I was smart, I would be a doctor or a lawyer like my Momma told me to be and not a cigar monger.)

Cousin Heywood and I only like maduros so send cigars to those two address, they'll get delivered don't worry your simple, little brain with what you think are made up names, okay sparky? (I sent cousin Heywood and Bendover some cigars. The tracking numbers are UGOT2BKDING and LOSTINTHEMAIL. When they arrive, I will instuct your cousins with directions for where to shove them -- I mean I will provide proper storage recommendations that will ensure the maduros keep the proper color on their wrappers.)

Bueonos Tardes!