Hey that kinda sounds like a bee doesn't it? Buzz you little whippersnapper, you've been very bad this year. Going off to Mexico, eating great food, drinking little foo foo drinks with umbrellas in them and sitting on the beach watching sunsets while Santa sits here freezing my nads off at the North Pole. I hope you drank the water and wound up with the shits. Owww, Mrs. Claus just smacked me and said behave myself and make sure I send you something nice just for that comment.

So here's what I'll do, ol' Santa likes his cigars. And since I know a little and see even less, I have to rely on my spies err elves and they tell me you like em too. So tell me what whips your snapper and puts a gleam in your eyes or I'll just send you a bunch of reindeer rockets instead.

Bwaahaha Bah Humbug, ok ok Merry Christmas!