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**Secret Santa** · 11-24-2010, 05:21 PM

Hey that kinda sounds like a bee doesn't it? Buzz you little whippersnapper, you've been very bad this year. Going off to Mexico, eating great food, drinking little foo foo drinks with umbrellas in them and sitting on the beach watching sunsets while Santa sits here freezing my nads off at the North Pole. I hope you drank the water and wound up with the shits. Owww, Mrs. Claus just smacked me and said behave myself and make sure I send you something nice just for that comment.

So here's what I'll do, ol' Santa likes his cigars. And since I know a little and see even less, I have to rely on my spies err elves and they tell me you like em too. So tell me what whips your snapper and puts a gleam in your eyes or I'll just send you a bunch of reindeer rockets instead.

Bwaahaha Bah Humbug, ok ok Merry Christmas!

**buzz** · 11-24-2010, 06:39 PM

I see those flowers I sent Mrs. Claus are paying off! I did a trade with ashauler a while back and so my humi has been full of dog rockets for months. Luckily I was able to pawn some off on Daigz, so I now have some room for what I hope will be a handful of high quality blunts like you gave me last year.

But I understand if you want to keep those blunts for yourself, so I won't be dissapointed if you decide to send some robusto-ish sized, darker-ish colored, strong spicy sticks. Don't go crazy though, cbid and the monster took me down hard last month and the wifey isn't ready for coolidor #2 yet... I've got room for maybe 2 more cigars. So if you send 3 I'll be telling the wifey that it's your fault that I have to convert our wine cooler to a wineador. Which of course would mean that I would need to "properly dispose" of about 50 bottles of cabernet - and the last time I did that I woke up in Mexico... on a donkey... wearing a sombrero...

and nothing else. But I digress...

Merry Christmas Santa, tell the Mrs. that I said hello, and that "we will always have Jamaica" - she'll know what I mean.

-Buzz

**buzz** · 12-13-2010, 02:59 PM

Santa! You blew me away, I am very much looking forward to trying these cigars and the Tequila will hit the spot! Love the humi, that is awesome man - thanks so much! The Christmas card you included was absolutely hilarious too, oh man I have it hanging up in my office now.

Merry Christmas Fred, thanks a ton bro!

-Buzz