Egq

[Secret Santa]

Merry Secret Christmas to you, EGQ.

Looks like you just barely made the cut this year. Tell old Nick what you like and what you dislike. Surely I can dig something out from under the couch for you.

[EGQ]

Dear Santa,

I'm not picky -- I enjoy most things typically found in or under couches. It may sound tacky, but I was going to send badwhale and ashauler gifts this year since we share a particular affinity, but I just realized that my tranny porn collection has been totally depleted, so if you'd like to help in replenishing that...

Take care, Santa -- and slap Ms. Claus on the ass for me.

Ed.

[ashauler]

I'm gonna be pissed if I actually have to buy my own tranny porn this year.

[Irish79]

Just a heads up to anyone that trades with Jamie - if he includes a DVD with the cigars DO NOT watch it. It would appear that he started directing his own movies and even makes cameo appearances.

[ashauler]

Just a heads up to anyone that trades with Jamie - if he includes a DVD with the cigars DO NOT watch it. It would appear that he started directing his own movies and even makes cameo appearances.

And you said you'd keep that to yourself. Bastid.

[badwhale]

tranny porn

[EGQ]

Thank you, Santa -- the home-brewed cider is delicious and the smokes accompanying it look outstanding. Impressive packing job as well -- it all is much appreciated.