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    Default Christmas eve at the ER

    I was only 30 seconds into my second shift last night, on the attack with the puck, skating in past the blue line and passing over to my left wing. Puck got sent behind the net and then passed out to the high slot where two opponents, myself and our right defender all met... and where a hockey stick and my left eye, unfortunately met as well. It wasn't a very hard hit, but it sure hurt like heck - and produced a lot of blood. Scary at first cause I couldn't see, but I was able to get off the ice, stop the bleeding and open the eye a little to check eyesight, which seems to be in working order.

    Went to the ER, got a CT scan to help the hospital pay for their fancy machines, and then was admitted because the plastic surgeon couldn't come in till this morning. Surgery sucked but didn't have any problems, getting stitches in the eyelid was not on my list of things to do on Christmas eve, but at least I got to eat some fantastic food. I think it was food.

    Anyway, the wifey isn't too upset, but I'll be wearing the full mask for games from now on, which sucks - but probably not as much as eyelid stitches. I used to just wear a helmet, no shield - until I got the concussion... then the wifey said I needed the full mask - I opted for the half shield. I guess she was right after all, now my eye modeling career is up in the air. Here's my ugly mug:



    Merry Christmas guys!

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    Ahhh, dude that sucks. Glad you are alright.

    I saw the picture and immediately thought "Red Rider BB Gun".
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    Merry Christmas and enjoy the excuse for wearing a patch and pirate hat.
    "If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMacFU View Post
    Merry Christmas and enjoy the excuse for wearing a patch and pirate hat.
    How lucky can you get???

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge View Post
    How lucky can you get???
    No kidding...normally it's got to be Halloween, or an acknowledged mental disturbance, for one to be able to don pirate gear! Give into the urge Buzz. If anyone asks, blame it on the pain meds.

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    Just goes to show you, there's always room for improvement. Now we just need a patch on the other half.

    Hope you feel better soon.

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    Anyone need a last minute gift idea for buzz?

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    get better soon
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    Dang, glad you're o.k. bro. Pirate, ya, Captian Cordial.

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    Hope you get better, also now the wife will always say, "Remember when I told you you need a full face mask and you didn't listen!"

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    Come on admit it. You had your head down.

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    ouch

    Tell the truth Buzz the wife didn't care for her Christmas present and dotted your eye.
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    Ahhhh get well and I hope you got a lot of extra attention for Christmas!






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