You're hilarious.

I'm just popping in to say hi, and to say that we're nomads now. We aren't moved, but we aren't staying, and we aren't traveling, like I thought we would be. Things should settle in another month. We're staying with my parents in the meantime.

That being said, I have internet access, and will be around again. Thanks, Buzz, for filling in for me - it's like I never left.