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    I can't quite remember how frustrating it was to organize/combine cigar reviews from 15 people - so you know what that means!


    That's right baby! This be a BLIND MEGA Review! I begged ashauler (and he graciously agreed) to help me decide which cigars to put in the lineup, as well as find the best deals. I spent dozens of agonizingly-careful hours taking the bands off of over 100 cigars, labeling them, and sorting them into 15 grab bags. The grab bags range in price from ~$39-$68. Each participant of MR4 will need to do 3 things:

    1. Smoke the naked cigars. This should be fairly easy to do, assuming you have a way of cutting the cigar and some method of starting one of the ends on fire. Do not attempt to smoke all 5 cigars at one time. Also please note that the cigar is naked, not you. Here is an extermely helpful poll to help you decide which type of cutter you should use: http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/...llotine-Cutter

    2. Provide a review of the cigar. I have no sarcastic commentary for this step. Carry on.

    3. Offer a guess for the price of the cigar (pay attention to rule #4 below). This is where the magic happens. Guesses should be in US dollars. Prices will fall within the range of $1-$20. Feel free to ask ashauler what the prices are - just understand that he will lie to you.

    Once all particpants have completed their reviews for all of the cigars, the cigars will be revealed (as well as their prices). Whoever guessed closest overall will win a buzz sampler, as well as the prestigious title of "Cigarsmokers.com Leader of the Blind". The buzz sampler will contain some freebies that accompanied one of the cigar orders, as well as a few dried out dog rockets from my coolidor.

    RULES
    1. You need to be a participating member in good standing, there is no minimum post count, but I will defer to the FOGs for questionable participants. Dangit Mangy put your clothes back on!

    2. Payment must be received before I send your sticks. If you send extra money I ain't sending change cause it's a pain. Except for badwhale - all I'm sending him is change, even if he doesn't participate.

    3. Follow the timeline (will be posted once determined). Anyone who falls behind on the timeline will be sent PM spam once every 4 hours until their box is full. That's right - this just got serious. Dangit Mangy, clothes!

    4. Prices for cigars are based on lowest box price (which excludes shipping & handling) from CigarCyclopedia's December 2010 Comparison shopper pricelist.

    5. At the end if you don't like the cigar selections, tough - Ashauler picked em out so complain to him. If you like the selections, you're welcome - I picked em out.

    -Buzz

    So, you wanna play? If so, choose wisely:

    PARTICPANTS
    $38.70 - Quiet Riot . . . . MemphisFred . Paid . . DC# 9405 5036 9930 0005 6071 42
    $41.56 - Warrant. . . . . . badwhale. . . Paid . . DC# 9405 5036 9930 0005 6071 66 <-overpaid $0.01
    $46.09 - Skid row . . . . . Mangyrat. . . Paid . . DC# 9405 5036 9930 0004 6360 82
    $50.34 - Poison . . . . . . logan37 . . . Paid . . DC# 9405 5036 9930 0017 3856 01
    $51.23 - Van Halen. . . . . EGQ . . . . . Paid . . DC# 9405 5036 9930 0013 7343 80
    $55.61 - KISS . . . . . . . Daigz . . . . Paid . . DC# 9405 5036 9930 0004 6360 68
    $57.88 - Guns N' Roses. . . heftysmokes . Paid . . DC# 9405 5036 9930 0013 7344 03
    $58.47 - Queensryche. . . . nhab. . . . . Paid . . DC# 9405 5036 9930 0005 6071 11
    $59.86 - Motley Crue. . . . Tdre977 . . . Paid . . DC# 9405 5036 9930 0004 6360 99
    $62.13 - Dokken . . . . . . craig . . . . Paid . .
    $63.00 - Whitesnake . . . . Alcibiates. . Paid . . DC# 9405 5036 9930 0005 6071 35
    $65.27 - Scorpions. . . . . Mizicke5273 . Paid . . DC# 9405 5036 9930 0010 5355 91
    $65.87 - Def Leppard. . . . slcraiders. . Paid . . DC# 9405 5036 9930 0013 7343 97
    $67.25 - Bon Jovi . . . . . Irish79 . . . Paid . . DC# 9405 5036 9930 0016 3308 93

    TIMELINE
    Cigar #1 Review Due: March 7
    Cigar #2 Review Due: March 14
    Cigar #3 Review Due: March 21
    Cigar #4 Review Due: March 28
    Cigar #5 Review Due: April 4


    Last edited by buzz; 04-18-2011 at 09:49 AM. Reason: updating reviewed list
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    I think I'd like to get in on it this time. Buzz put me down for Quiet Riot (cuz I am cheap bastid), I already have your addy and will get you a check coming to ya.
    My! What a nice ash you have!

    No matter where you go, there you are!

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    Hmm. Willya ship to Canada?

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    Quote Originally Posted by craig View Post
    Hmm. Willya ship to Canada?
    Sure thing eh!

    ETA: Shipping will go up from $5 to ~$12.

    -Buzz
    Last edited by buzz; 02-07-2011 at 01:07 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Dokken, then, please.

    Shipping should be less to Canada (with no DC). I'll forward you the shipping guide.

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    I'll take Warrant.

    I'll post a hot picture of Bobbie Jean Brown later tonight when I'm on the home computer.

    Will
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    Guns And Roses for me, please!

    "...all roads lead to cigars."
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    Van Halen, please.

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    Skid row for me please.

    What do you mean i cant smoke a naked cigar naked?
    designated whipping boy for the grammar police
    Just run everything threw a spell checker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mangyrat View Post
    Skid row for me please.

    What do you mean i cant smoke a naked cigar naked?
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    KISS please!

    Shoot me your addy please and I'll get the check out the door!
    "I would call that person a puffnozzle" ~mrtr33

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    I'm game. I'll take Poison. Now, where's my check book...

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    I'll take Queensryche if the gang will allow me to.

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    Aww, what the hell, Motley Crüe me.

    Can u shoot me your addy again buzz

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    I was gonna just post a pic, but damn, the video was necessary:

    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    The checks in the mail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tdre977 View Post
    The checks in the mail.
    dude, what are you doing? You're supposed to post a youtube link with some hot 'crue hair metal dames in it...
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    Heh-heh, this should be pretty enjoyable, for some of us. Ok, for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    dude, what are you doing? You're supposed to post a youtube link with some hot 'crue hair metal dames in it...
    I'm just waiting for someone to take Whitesnake -- I was perpetually chafed for about 6 months back in 1987 because of Tawny Kitaen...

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